Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Mistaken Identity

When that old man got home that night, he looked at himself in the mirror and didn’t like what he saw. 

“I’m going to live to be a hundred” he said.

He went on a strict diet – no fats, no caffeine, as little sugar as possible. 

He quit smoking and began exercising every day. 

After a year, he looked ten years younger than he had at 70.

One day he was out for his brisk walk. He stepped off the curb to cross the street, and was hit by a car.

As he lay dying, he looked up at the sky and said, “God, how could you do this to me?”

A deep voice, which only he could hear, answered him, “To tell you the truth, I didn’t recognize you.”

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